Meche Torres - Solaria

[Filter: José]

Hey, chico. Rumor mill says you killed that German kid who can't puzzle out his shift key. Doesn't really sound like you. Was he doing weird science? Did you have to fight your way free? It's cool if you did.

You know that thing when you talk your friend up to someone else so they'll get laid? Wingman? Is that it? Wingman sounds right.

I'm the best wingman in the history of the world, because I'm pretty sure I just got Helga a threesome with redheaded twins.

I couldn't be happier if I'd talked myself into a threesome with redheaded twins.

I've gotten a few compliments on the rose garden I put up where Krysta died in the crater in the courtyard. Don't get too attached to it, kids.

See, what you may or may not know about Krysta is that, in addition to being good and brave and whatnot, the bitch was crazy. And before she decided to go out like a hero, she had a bout with pyromania, specifically setting fire to my garden outside Omega. So I figured a good tribute would be to make her a rose garden all her own, and then put a match to it.

The pyrotechnics start in about fifteen, if anyone wants to be there.

[Filter: Omega (edited to include Helga)]

And if anyone has a good way to memorialize Rafe, I'm all ears. Though the cupcakes were a pretty good start.

[Filter: Students]

You know on reality shows where there's always one or two people that they keep not voting off, despite how incompetent and unpleasant they are, just so that people will continue to tune in and hate them?

I think that's Lady Serena and Bok-su. Either that, or Master Yi is trolling the school.

Listen, Krysta.

I can replace the window. I've already regrown the rose garden. But this shit? Needs to stop. You seem like a nice girl. I don't want to have to hurt you.

Well, shit.

Last fucking week, huh? I'm calling a do-over. Someone grab one of the time-travelers and make it happen.

So all this Social talk's got me feeling hopeful.

Hey Maya, don't suppose anyone's asked you to the dance yet? Want a date? Promise to keep it in my pants (/skirt) until you say otherwise, bonita.

EDIT: See, chica, this is why you have to comment quickly. I have been taken. Sorry, but I am in high demand, and the heart wants what it wants, et cetera, et cetera, heartbreak. I will, however, save you a dance or two?

All right, I can't see the sun, I'm thirsty, I can barely feel anything outside this cell, and I don't think any of my teammates are doing any better than I am.

But that's not important right now.

What's important is that I missed Cinco de Mayo,

So ladies, gentlemen, and Omegas, we are now duty-bound to make it home alive, each and every one of us, because we must drink to my proud heritage. Mexico did not win the Battle of Puebla only for us to be killed by damn dirty apes.

Or whatever forces are currently trying to kill you. Feel free to edit the inspirational post as needed.

Attention, Camulus!

Last minute party announcement: in celebration of both how much we love having parents around and how much we love outperforming all the other societies, Omega's throwing a cookout! So before you leave for Spring Break, stop by for a burger and a beer. We're probably going to start cooking around two thirty or three. Bring your families with you, we'll feed them too.

Filter: Omega

And hey, I'm pretty sure some of that stuff in the back of the fridge is about to go bad, so at least it won't spoil over holiday if we feed it to people.

I've got burgers, cheese, kosher hot dogs, chicken, and some stuff to make vegetarian burgers. Plus snacks and shit, and all the drinks. Anyone want anything else?

[Filter: Omega]

All right, Freshmen. Ranking time has come and gone, and now that you know exactly where you stand, it's time to engage in one of the oldest and most secret Omega traditions. The lowest ranking member will be cast from our halls--forever.

Nah, just fucking with you. You all did great, and if you're not happy with your score, you'll do better next year. Everyone has a fumble their first time out.

Maybe not Tovia, but her magical bust gives her an advantage over the rest of us mere mortals.

So with one more year as the highest ranked society, you know what that means: working your ass off next term to keep it that way.

In the meantime, any of you little ones needs to run away from your respective guardian and get underage drunk, just come talk to me.

Damn. Scraping the bottom of the top ten, but still top ten. If I had parents, they'd be damn proud.

Now, to bring shame to my country by using my newfound glory to pick up chicks. If only Helga's sister were around.

[Later Edit]

[Filter: Maya]

Hey, girl. How're you feeling?

Weird Shit About America:

• Disney movies feel fucking weird in English.
  
• Don't think I've heard a gunshot all the time I've been here.
  
• No seriously, really fucking weird. It's like watching a movie sequel and all the voice actors have been replaced by people who almost sound like the real ones.
  
• There is nothing anywhere in Boston that I would call a "taco," despite what you people seem to think tacos are like.
  
• Obligatory lesbian joke, yes, yes, moving on.

Ash Wednesday's coming up. Haven't been to church since I was ten, and they probably wouldn't look kindly on my, ahem, eating habits, so I'm probably not going to celebrate. What about you guys?

Addendum: Another weird thing about America: you have deep fried bacon.

After seeing Broussard's cock posted all over campus today, I can say with some certainty that exposure to that much dick does not cure the gay.

And I'm pretty sure that Abe Jr. was photoshopped.

Private to Olga

Where I come from, if someone with your powers attacked me, I'd be lucky if I was only killed. I can't speak for the others, but that's why I took it as hard as I did.

But you didn't hurt us, and it didn't even seem to cross your mind that you could. You're good people, and I don't hold anything against you. Amazon, on the other hand

Private (in Spanish)

Olga Something (Note: look up her last name later)

Powers: Mindfuckery. She was dancing, that probably has something to do with it. She's a mermaid, so she probably has some kind of water powers. And don't mermaids have a singing thing? Maybe? Should look that up.

Other Abilities: Unknown.

Useful Notes: She's Russian or something. Russia has some weird way of dealing with their metahumans, don't they? Should look that up too.

She seems easily flustered when she's not in control of a situation.

Her hair was wet. That's kind of weird.

Would still hit it. Would hit it hard.

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
( And I think it's what I want to be )